theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
What drink are we having for lunch?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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