Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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