U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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