She's JV to your varsity
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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