Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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