I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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