Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
