i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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