fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
did you just send me my own nude
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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