So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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