I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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