I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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