I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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