Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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