Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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