We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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