Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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