he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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