dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
