walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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