I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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