But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
