i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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