he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
A bitchslap is in order.
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