3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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