hotel room ftw
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
