i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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