Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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