That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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