This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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