I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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