I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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