It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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