Its about making memories worth repressing
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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