I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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