Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
