I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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