I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
as a side note pls kill me
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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