This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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