Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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