Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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