He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize