the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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