So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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