Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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