I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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