what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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