If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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