I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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