He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
bring money and cleavage
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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