So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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