We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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