everyone is single if you try hard enough
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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