No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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