My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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